The Judge's Water Vodka by Cheech & Chong
750mL | Premium vodka — The Judge's Water Vodka by Cheech & Chong is a premium vodka built on one of the duo's most quoted bits. The brand calls it “double gold award-winning juice.” This is the standalone 750mL bottle. Available to order online at Del Mesa Liquor in San Diego, CA.
The name comes from Cheech & Chong lore: in court, Chong mistook Judge Gladys Dykes' water pitcher for vodka (“That's fuckin' vodka, man!!”). The Judge's Water turns that moment into a bottle — a 750mL of premium vodka named for the pitcher that fooled the court.
Tasting notes
No official tasting notes are published by the brand. Retailer descriptions (unconfirmed) describe it as fresh and clean with subtle citrus and soft grain, smooth with gentle vanilla, white pepper and mineral undertones.
Why buy it from Del Mesa Liquor
- Premium vodka from Cheech & Chong, 750mL
- Named for the iconic courtroom bit — Judge Gladys Dykes' water pitcher
- Brand claims “double gold award-winning juice”
- Available to order online at Del Mesa Liquor
How to serve it
Chilled and neat, or over ice.
Frequently asked questions
What is The Judge's Water?
A premium vodka from Cheech & Chong, named for the courtroom scene where Chong mistook the judge's water pitcher for vodka.
What do I get when I order?
The standalone 750mL bottle of The Judge's Water vodka — no box or accessories are included.
Is this the same as The Judge's Stash?
No — The Judge's Stash is a separate hemp-derived THC beverage from Cheech & Chong. The Judge's Water is a vodka.