Por Osos Vodka by Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura 1L
Por Osos Vodka by Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura is an 80-proof (40% ABV) Texas-made vodka from the two comedians' own spirits project — a multi-distilled, wheat-based vodka finished with the patented Persedo C.R.A.F.T. process, built to be the smoothest vodka the duo could make, in a 1L bottle. Kreischer and Segura built their comedy empire on the road and at the bar; Por Osos ("for bears," for their fans) is the house pour made real — clean, soft, and made for mixing. It is available to order online at Del Mesa Liquor, San Diego, CA.
- Proof / ABV: 80 proof (40% ABV)
- Size: 1L
- Base / process: Wheat (per retailer listings); multi-distilled; Persedo C.R.A.F.T. finishing process
- Origin: Texas, USA
- Brand: Por Osos — created by comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura
The Comedians' House Vodka
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura built a comedy universe around friendship, touring, and extremely enthusiastic drinking — so a vodka was arguably inevitable. Por Osos is the serious version of the joke: a genuinely clean, soft Texas vodka designed for the way its creators actually drink — chilled shots, vodka sodas, Moscow Mules. Retailers note the Persedo C.R.A.F.T. finishing step, which converts unwanted acids into esters for a smoother profile. Explore more vodka and the Por Osos collection at Del Mesa.
Tasting Notes
Retailer consensus: the nose is clean and fresh with subtle grain and a crisp neutral bouquet. The palate is exceptionally smooth and soft-textured, with gentle cereal sweetness, a hint of vanilla, and no harshness. The finish is clean and refreshing with mild sweetness and a light peppery warmth — no burn.
How to Enjoy
Best ice-cold: chilled neat, on the rocks, or in a vodka soda with lime. It is built as a mixer first — Martinis, Moscow Mules, and Bloody Marys all play to its clean profile.
Frequently Asked Questions
Who makes Por Osos Vodka?
It is the spirits brand of comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura, produced in Texas ("por osos" — for bears — is a nod to their fanbase).
What is the ABV of Por Osos Vodka?
40% ABV (80 proof); this listing is the 1L bottle.
Is Por Osos Vodka gluten-free?
Like all properly distilled vodkas, it is distilled to neutrality; the reported base grain is wheat. Gluten-sensitive drinkers should consult the label.
Order Por Osos Vodka 1L online from Del Mesa Liquor, San Diego, CA — the comedians' vodka, ready for your bar cart.